"Gretchen, what can we get you for your birthday?!?!?!"
Well don't you fret, my loves. Here's a little list to get you started:
1. You can move me to Brooklyn so that I can can get home-delivered seltzer water from this guy. Or I guess you can get me one of those fancy SodaStreams. OOOOHHHH look; this one's shaped like a PENGUIN!
2. An El Camino
Gosh. I can't even explain. I want one so bad. And look at that lovely color. The perfect get-away car.
3. A gigantic bottle of Juicy Couture perfume.
I mean HUGE.
Like this:
I'm a simple girl really, with simple needs.
Your list is really quite reasonable. I'm especially fond of the idea of you living in Brooklyn. I'll make the first donation!
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