My precious... |
Brass tipped feet...
Perfect to hold my turntable, records, and speakers...
And it can be mine for only $2,300!
TWO THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS
Guys, do I even really need a car? Curse you Gwyneth Paltrow and your good taste in furniture. Though I guess if I was going through conscious uncoupling, I would want to buy myself a few nice things too.
Maybe I can just get this gold-leafed hexagonal table instead. It's a third of the price, and very chic. What a steal! Some days I don't want anything to do with money, and some days I just want all the money in the world. quite a conundrum.
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