All my Valentine's are fictional, but that doesn't mean our love isn't real.
My dad sent me a Valentine as a text this morning:
The following aren't technically Valentines, they're b-day wishes sent via Katie.
But they're so great, I just had to include them:
|I might be a total plonker on tv, but in real life, I just want you to have a happy birthday.|
|I wish I could serve you up a steaming platter of happy birthday.|
|Parabens, meu bem.|
|They say I'm more than just a man, but I'm nothing without you.|
|My heart is lost without you.|
|You're the black to my white stripes.|