Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Curse You

I miss these e-mails:



I am Teddy. I am 7 years old and have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't post this in 12 threads, I will come to u.............. ............... .r house at midnight and hide under ur bed. When ur asleep I'll kill y......ou. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles got this email. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Haha Patty, haha. You don't wanna be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M Simon hates chain mail, but he didn't wanna die that night. He put it in 4 threads. Not good enough George. Now George is in a coma&we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Haha George haha! Now, you don't wanna be like George do you? Case 3: Valarie Tyler got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. She only put this in 7 threads. Well, that night when she was having a shower she saw Bloody mary\


Teddy gives evidence of this threat with 3 cases as examples. How could you not believe him? I had to do it.

Also, my coworker told me yesterday that if you look at the elbow when you hi-five, you never miss. Good to know. I struggle sometimes.

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